Sunday, August 12, 2012

I'm Not a Hard Act to Follow, Gramatically.

So I can either watch the Comedy Central roast of Roseanne or start emptying my soul of all of it's stress... I am so sorry that I haven't involved you all (my two blog followers) in my long distance move recently. Ok, I'll do both, which is quite a feat considering my Jameson intake tonight.  Picture this: My husband is watching tv, my dog is chewing a bone, they both want to know what I'm doing.  I'm thinking.  I want to give away all of my spices, pack my spatulas and Caphalon, wonder how to cook for the next two weeks without these things. I wonder if the DOT motorcycle helmets I ordered from Amazon will arrive before my Harley class that I scheduled for the last week I'm in Atlanta.  Funny, but I now know even more that I am the biggest procrastinator in the world. I'm not brand promoting but... gotta pacify my sponsors.  Who am I kidding, no one wants to sponsor this blog.  Well, it's tough writing drunk tonight, but I still think my grammars pretty good.

Also, this roast sucks...